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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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dickzoned:
“ aidadoesdoodles:
“ billshitposts:
“ ghara2:
“ lily-d247:
“ afatblackfairy:
“ sniggadoodles:
“ lisa-beignet:
“ theincognegra:
“ This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
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“I’m getting back in line.” ”
OKAY but i just...
theincognegra

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

lisa-beignet

“I’m getting back in line.”

sniggadoodles

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

afatblackfairy

BLESS ME PATRICK

lily-d247

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

ghara2

@billshitposts

billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

aidadoesdoodles

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

dickzoned

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

awed-frog
ubiquitous-pearl:
“ “ “ “ “ “ Y u pet me
Keep pet me
”
This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.
(also, because i’ve seen...
ubiquitous-pearl

Y u pet me

Keep pet me

This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.

(also, because i’ve seen comments about this: the shark is able to breathe while still, not all species need to be in motion to pass water through their gills. If you look closely, you can see its gills pumping)

I would very much like if more people would pet sharks and be good to them instead of trying to hurt them please

Sharks are very lovely and should get pettings like these more :)

MythBusters did an episode on how to survive a shark attack and a shark’s nose is so sensitive that a gentle tap is all you need to drive it away. The guy sat on the ocean floor with a bucket of chum and didn’t get attacked once, when hungry sharks swam up he’d give them a boop on the nose and they’d swim away. So if the shark is friendly, pet the snoot. If the shark is dangerous, boop the snoot. Either way, no one dies. 

Boop the snoot

Reblogging for adorable shark and ‘boop the snoot.’

Source: omesia.com
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dodrio

If you’re seeing this post you’ve been blessed with the “Futurama Thumbs Up of Good Fortune,” courtesy of Bender and Fry.

This means that positive thoughts and vibrations are being sent your way. This is a blessing of reassurance that safety, happiness, and prosperity awaits for you in the future. Find this post to be soothing, as your worries and troubles lessen and peace finds you.

Reblog to pass it on!

soulfulfilled

How To Attract What You Desire:

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Before you begin:

• Know what you want. What you really want. And don’t think of “how” you’ll get it.
• Write the desire in present tense on a card. It is now your goal card.
• Carry this card with you and read it often. This is putting the desire into your subconscious mind.
• Check if your goal is really what you want. Can you imagine bigger? Are you letting fear stop you? Are you answering your soul’s calling with this? 

Night:

• How you fall asleep determines what shows up in your life. Everytime. Without fail. So we start our day how we fell asleep the night before, actually. Ask your self one question before you sleep: “If my wishes were fulfilled, how would I feel?” Fall asleep to that question satisfied.
• Record an MP3 or voice note of your OWN voice, reciting positive affirmations. Get examples online but personalize them. Your subconscious mind trusts your own voice. Use it. 
• Never ever let yourself fall asleep feeling stress or failure. Don’t invite it in. 

Morning:

• When your eyes open, set your intention for the day. 
• Did you have any dreams last night? Write them down.
• Write 5 things you’re grateful for. Increase to 10 after a while and begin to include wishes that are yet to manifest e.g. “I’m grateful I now weigh __” 

Day:

• Read Think And Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill. (PDF’s online) Read slowly and reflectively. 
• Read Feeling Is The Secret by Neville Goddard (PDF’s online) 
• The Secret book/DVD is great for beginners but you’re going to have to dig deeper to pull this off. 
Do what makes you smile. Read, play your music, call a friend, go for walks. Do whatever you can to lighten your mood. 
Write about your desire as if it’s already happened. 
Visualize your life ASSUMING the desire has already happened. How do you feel? What are you wearing? Where are you? Was manifesting easy and fun?

Remember:

Bruce Lee, Jim Carrey, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey, Big Sean, Conor McGregor and countless others have used this formula. It works, and it will work for you. 

And please share this post. You never know who might be waiting to see it.